The MRI Experience, Part Three: Getting the results

You wait a week for your GP to have time available to tell you, you don't actually have a  brain.. Aliens stole it years ago and replaced it with a cauliflower, and -- what's worse -- nobody noticed. (See here and here for the first two parts in this story)

Actually, you wait a week for your GP to come back from a well-earned holiday with his kids and tell you, your brain scans are totally normal, so we have zero idea of why you're dizzy and have constant headaches --

-- and here's me, in profile, looking like something out of Curse of the Mummy, proving that beauty really is skin-deep, and demonstrating how amazing it is to see the inside of your own head! This is just so fantastic...

...when's the last time you saw the inside of your head? I had a CT scan about eight years ago -- for the same problem of chronic headaches -- but the detail shown on those is little, if any, better than you'd see on an old-fashioned x-ray. Cool.

Anyway, the test results are "normal," so now the question is, where the [deleted expletive] are these symptoms coming from? In a few weeks' time, I expect I'll option the consultation with a neurologist, and we'll go from there.

For comparison purposes, here's the exterior scan, positive rather than negative, and color:

...LOL, a selfie in the car on the driveway, while I was waiting for Dave last week. No squillion-dollar equipment required. Wouldn't you know it? There's a brain behind those cucumber frames after all (thank you, Eric Morcambe).